I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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