You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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