I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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