I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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