Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
she pinky promised me she was 18
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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