Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
