we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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