i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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