Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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