the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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