Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've blown a few things in my day
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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