Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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