hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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