i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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