Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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