the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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