Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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