i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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