Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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