And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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