I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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