I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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