I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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