have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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