Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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