Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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