Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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