Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
