just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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