i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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