Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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