I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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