I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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