Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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