so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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