i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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