I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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