hows the party?
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be there in 10
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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