hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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