When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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