Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
