I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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