Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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