# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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