halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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