Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sext me about skeletons
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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