Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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