your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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