I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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