BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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