I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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