And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I forget how to act sober
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