anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
only if we run a train.
done.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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